sourcedumal:

raptorific:

Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing

but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work

and they super do not see the irony in that

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lacigreen:

a point has been made

(出典: fallontonight)

2dcc:

take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass

wasted-diam0nds:

thats the media

(出典: wasted-diam0nds)

sailoraphrodite:

gluttonyghost:

DO HE GOT THE BOOTY

From the reactions to the people in the background it looks like he has something else.

Horse: Oh god man

Granny: Take me now

Lady: I mustn’t look

Baby: I want to be like you when I grow up

Mother: Don’t look children

Guy: *ded*

sailoraphrodite:

gluttonyghost:

DO HE GOT THE BOOTY

From the reactions to the people in the background it looks like he has something else.

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Horse: Oh god man

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Granny: Take me now

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Lady: I mustn’t look

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Baby: I want to be like you when I grow up

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Mother: Don’t look children

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Guy: *ded*

(出典: martyr-eater)

corpsepose:

happy easter
corpsepose:

happy easter

corpsepose:

happy easter

(出典: gingerdeer)

gavinfree:

i found the exact moment when steve harvey’s soul collapsed

(出典: magicmotherfuckers)

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you